1. Quietly hiding behind the corner in our pitch black room when Sam got up to get a drink in the middle of the night, and then scaring the heck out of him. I hope when I get to heaven and watch that on replay there is night vision technology so I can actually see his face along with hear the noises that came out of him. Best scream ever and totally worth the next few hours of him being completely mad at me.
2. Reading about 400+ students getting accepted to NYU on April 1, only to get their true rejection letter an hour later. April Fools to the extreme.
3. When I am at work and customers ask me if our chicken is cooked. Silly people, of course it is.
4. Remembering that one time a co-worker slipped on an edamame pod. Closest thing to a cartoon banana peel slip I think I will ever see.
5. Fighting over the shower with my sisters whenever I go home.
3. When I am at work and customers ask me if our chicken is cooked. Silly people, of course it is.
4. Remembering that one time a co-worker slipped on an edamame pod. Closest thing to a cartoon banana peel slip I think I will ever see.
5. Fighting over the shower with my sisters whenever I go home.
6. Seeing Jana do the finger dipstick method to check Will's diaper. You can guess what happens next.
7. Listening to an older Costco Sample lady tell a little girl to wait her turn when she tried to sneak to the front of the line and eat before a few adults.
8. Waking up to Sam yelling "Stop, Stop, Stop, Stop...." in his sleep. Must have been some nightmare.
9. Also waking up to Sam asking me "Where have all the boys gone?" Not quite sure what this dream was about, and not sure I want to know either.
10. Falling off the curb at the intersection a hundred feet from my house as I am leaving to go for a run. I scraped my knees up pretty good and rolled my ankle, but at least I was entertainment for all those cars waiting at the light.
11. Sam stopping to help some old people who's car had broken down; then getting back in the car and telling me to tell everyone I know about the good thing he had just done.
12. Pretty much everything Kevin did to those burglars on Home Alone.
13. Watching Ellen
14. Typical Sam forgetting to take the ring on the boat ride across Seattle, the night he was supposed to propose to me.
15. Watching a rhinoceros spray the wall with pee at the zoo.
16. Taking three swings to actually hit the golf ball when I meant to do it on my first try.
17. Sam, Quinn, and three huge bags of dirty laundry riding the little motoped 7 miles from Quinn's house to ours.
18. Sam tucking my cute new shoes into his socks in lieu of shin guards so he could play in his championship intramural soccer game. Ruined my shoes, but at least he won.
19. Bob's comments
20. And cutting onions with goggles.
7. Listening to an older Costco Sample lady tell a little girl to wait her turn when she tried to sneak to the front of the line and eat before a few adults.
8. Waking up to Sam yelling "Stop, Stop, Stop, Stop...." in his sleep. Must have been some nightmare.
9. Also waking up to Sam asking me "Where have all the boys gone?" Not quite sure what this dream was about, and not sure I want to know either.
10. Falling off the curb at the intersection a hundred feet from my house as I am leaving to go for a run. I scraped my knees up pretty good and rolled my ankle, but at least I was entertainment for all those cars waiting at the light.
11. Sam stopping to help some old people who's car had broken down; then getting back in the car and telling me to tell everyone I know about the good thing he had just done.
12. Pretty much everything Kevin did to those burglars on Home Alone.
13. Watching Ellen
14. Typical Sam forgetting to take the ring on the boat ride across Seattle, the night he was supposed to propose to me.
15. Watching a rhinoceros spray the wall with pee at the zoo.
16. Taking three swings to actually hit the golf ball when I meant to do it on my first try.
17. Sam, Quinn, and three huge bags of dirty laundry riding the little motoped 7 miles from Quinn's house to ours.
18. Sam tucking my cute new shoes into his socks in lieu of shin guards so he could play in his championship intramural soccer game. Ruined my shoes, but at least he won.
19. Bob's comments
20. And cutting onions with goggles.
9 comments:
Honestly one of the funniest blog posts I have read in a while...Thanks!
The best one is the first one. I always do that to Brandon and he jumps ALL the time.
haha! You crack me up!! I love that you found a solution for cutting onions! :) (oh...and PS-i'm so glad you finally got over your phobia of pictures of yourself)
Sheesh, I don't even know where to start. I should clarify that I don't INTEND to use the 'dipstick method', I just pull back the diaper to glance in and get a visual of the situation. The durn kid just keeps having blowouts that I unwillingly make much worse . . . #11 made me laugh, I hope he's still able to secure a spot in heaven doing the right things for the wrong reasons :) Ah, Ellen. Clyde can sing the theme song now, I need to get it on video and send it in, then she'll HAVE to invite us to be on! You can come with me since Chuck will probably have to work. That picture of the stuff on the back of the bike makes me laugh SO hard, but then I tear up a little thinking about Quinn . . . but then I laugh again!
Sorry for the marathon comment :)
LOVE the goggles.
love, love, LOVE that you prank Sam. He has a lot of years of pitch black girl screams to atone for.
Funny! I'm going to have to try that google trick.
I could almost hear Sam screaming in the night...ah memories. Try hanging a creepy doll by its neck in the shower and hearing the result. You are soooo funny! I LOVED this post. And one word for the goggles: Brilliant!
yep, you guys are the funniest couple I know. (+ Bob)
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