Today's post comes as a plea for help to all you husband closet blog readers out there (you know who you are). I need some advice on an escalating situation. Terri started doing this p90x thing a few weeks ago and it was all fun and games at first, but on Saturdays she does this kenbo or kimpo or whatever workout and it involves a lot of punching. Before when she used to slug me playfully it was no big deal, but lately its been starting to hurt, real bad! I don't know what to do. I am conflicted between living in a society that teaches men to be strong and to ignore pain, but sometimes I feel like the charlie horses are more than I can bare - especially since she has like 10 more weeks to go and I know her judo punches are only going to get harder and harder. I can hear her downstairs right now and I swear the guy just said, "okay, now in the face and gut. HIGH-YAW." What should I do? Please help me!
4 comments:
sam don't even worry. her hard hits are just prep for when you're cornered in a dark alley and she has that annoying beach boy guy's voice in her head coaching her every move to defend your honor.
Oh, Sam. I had hoped it wouldn't come to this, but Terri's left you no choice. You have to get out. Start squirreling away candy for your getaway now (in SMALL portions, otherwise she'll be onto you. She's scarily aware of the candy levels in the kitchen!). Hitchhike to the freeway (it's not that far) and accept the first ride offered -either direction. Good luck.
Oh, I forgot to tell you my husband closet blog reader's response:
Man up.
Don't worry, he'll be sorry when I get all strong and defined and I beat him up :)
Sorry Sam, Ben's studying for boards, and all I have to say is that I have been taking a kickboxing class for the last six months :) mwuuuaahaha. Sounds like there should be a club started.
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