If you give a Bails a cookie...

If you give a Bails a cookie...

she is going to love it.
In fact, she will love it so much she will be forced to lick her fingers clean.
She will then realize that she is very thirsty and grab her Mom's cup of water to half drink half backwash.
She of course will spill everywhere and make such a mess that we have to strip her down to her diaper.
Then she will remember that the only way to maintain her chunky rolls is to eat more food.
We of course we will feed her while taking a million pictures because we think she is the cutest thing in the world.
After her stomach is full she will naturally get a bath to clean up all that ick that has fallen between the fat rolls.
And then it will be off to bed until morning, when she will wake up and of course have to eat more cookies.